Last semester, we reported
on the great strides that Bucks
was making to help keep the
grounds free of geese and their
waste. The groundskeepers had
been training their dogs to
chase the geese from certain
areas of campus, claiming that
they were dirty and left droppings
on the walkways and
grassy areas.
Well, the geese are back!
And they’re ANGRY!
A new strike force, entitled
Q.U.A.C.K! (Quackers United
Against Canine Killers) has
formed in Tyler State Park. The
revolutionaries have plans to
take over the campus in the
next few weeks.
“We’re angry, man.
That’s prime real estate for
us!” exclaimed George, the
head goose of Q.U.A.C.K!
“We’ve been here for years,
and now they’re going to sick
DOGS on us? That’s just
rude.”
“No one else is eating it,”
states George, referring to the
grass on the lawns of the campus.
“Why can’t we?
We’re not really bothering
anyone.”
Although the Centurion can’t
state for certain, as the language
barrier between the
humans and geese complicates
communication, it is believed
that a coup has been planned
for the end of the semester.
Watch this space for further
updates on the geese vs. Bucks
situation.