The Library Auditorium
will play host to the
renowned women’s rights
activist Paris Hilton this
April, who will discuss such
issues as gender inequality
and female empowerment.
Talking directly to young
women, Hilton hopes to
inspire students everywhere
to take up the fight against
the objective image objectification
of women in today’s
society as eye candy and to
start taking control of our
future as the next generation
of policy makers in this country.
Using her critically
acclaimed show ,”The Simple
Life 1, through 23,” Paris has
already done wonders for
young girls everywhere by
giving them a chance to truly
see what a self-made millionaire
like herself has done to
improve the lives of other less
fortunate people across the
United States.
“Having someone who is so
famous for. for. for being
rich is an amazing thing to
happen at Bucks,” said Tina
Mina Bovina, second-year
Bucks student and Yardley
native.
Hilton will be joined by fellow
peers. buddies Jessica
Simpson will discuss the
need for completing a high
school education and Lindsay
Lohan will present startling
information on the rates of
teenage drinking. Altogether
an intense program is expected
with three of the greatest
minds of the celebrity community
in one room, the discussion
is anticipated to be of
intelligent and critical nature.
Hilton was quoted as saying,
“That’s hot.”
Girls everywhere are
encourage to attend, however
it is expected that there will
be a large male population
attending the seminar to discuss
womaen’s rights as well.
“She is a great role model
for girls everywhere,” Arnold
Shineypants exclaimed when
he heard of Hilton approaching
seminar, “I have clippings
of all her great tabloid accomplishments.”
And Hilton has always
been at the forefront of any
crowd ready to take the
scene, whether it is rights of
women in this nation, animal
rights or taking the Guinness
2007 record of being “the
most overrated celebrity of
the year” award, Hilton is a
inspiring star in this otherwise
gray paparazzi season.
“No matter what a woman
looks like,” Hilton was once
quoted as saying, “if she’s
confident, she’s sexy. unless
she’s fat.”
Hilton has long since supported
the achievements of
women, whether professional,
intellectual or personal
and at this conference she is
expected to discuss the growing
need for more people to
act like Paris Hilton.
As she wrote in her Nobel
Prize winning book,
Confessions of an Heiress,
“To me, anything goes. But
that’s just me.”