I recently had a 3D
ultrasound done, and
as it turns out, my child
has large almondshaped
eyes.
I was really shocked by
this, but my doctor said
that he sort of saw this
coming.
He is pretty sure that the
eyeballs, abnormally
large head and extra
long fingers have something
to do with the
weirdly shaped strech
marks that I have on
either side of my belly.
The doctor told my husband
that he doesn’t
think that they are
stretch marks at all, but
rather that they are
alien hand prints and
that we are having an
alien baby.
Of course my husband
got very upset over this
and immediately
thought that I had an
affair with the hot foreign
college student in
the apartment upstairs.
Don’t worry, Francesco,
the doctor covered for us
by telling my husband
that he means a real
alien, like from outter
space.
I have to say though,
the baby did look a little
weird. His chin didn’t
look anything like
mine, Francesco’s or
Steven’s.
Come to think of it, his
chin didn’t even really
look like a chin.
Anyway, Steven thinks
the doctor is right and
that we have been visited
by some UFO probe
team who have selected
us to be their invader
baby’s hosts.
I mean, come on, really.
It is not like we have
those black outs every
day, they are only like
once a month.
And besides, if we were
really abducted by
aliens, then where are
our crop circles and
vaporized cattle?
I have seen the TV shows,
I know what real
abductees say they have
experienced, and I
haven’t seen any of that.
I mean, I need some
hard solid proof before I
can even entertain a
story like that.
Steven thinks that I am
being unreasonable
and that we should see
some sort of alien baby
specialist, but I say that
as long as our baby is
healthy, who cares if he
looks a little weird.
We both know that he is
ours and we will love
him just the same as we
would if he had blonde
hair and blue, normal
sized, eyes.
We don’t need a specialist
to tell us that.