Me: W. Long dark brown. 5’7.
You: M Long curly brown hair, tall. We’re in Founders 218 on Wednesday@ 6:30p. You’re really cute; I hope we talk more often. [3001]

Me: W Shoulder dirty blonde, pink bag.
You: M. Brown, muscular. We always make eye contact; I’d like to get to know more of you. In Algebra @ Wilm. Tenn. H.S. Thursday nights.

Me: W Vitamin C orange hair, boy length. I’m always around Hicks wearing black.
You: W Long black hair, green eyes. You’re usually wearing camo pants, and a long band tee. I seem to find you ever time I want to. I couldn’t talk to you in person, but I would really like to. You have a snake tattoo on your leg.

Me: M Spiky dark hair, green eyes, tall and athletic.
You: W Long blonde hair, blue eyes, pink backpack. Seen MWF at 9:50 in Founders hall doorway. God must be a thief, cause he stole the stars from the sky, and put them in your eyes.

Me: M Short brown hair, black frame glasses.
You: W Short red hair, brown eyes. Butterfly tattoo on your lower back. You’re always doing homework in Gallagher from 8:30 till 9 when you run off to class in Penn. I never get to see your face till you leave I hope I get to see it more.

Me: M Short frosted floppy hair
You: M always wearing a hat with a Chinese symbol, with a red school bag. We have class together in the Pub at 1:30 MWF. I get the vibes; I’m not sure, but your too cute not to try and contact. I can’t stand just checking you out. I need something more. Please

Me: M 6’0 curly dark hair, glasses.
You: W Dark hair, Seen in the quad around 12 MWF. Always listening to your CD player shaking a tail feather. I think you have brown eyes, let me find out.

Me: M Tall skinny, dirty blonde, hazel eyes.
You: M Long brown hair, blue eyes. Seen outside 256 Penn MWF, around 12. We keep making eye contact. Is it love, or just a loose contact?

Me: W Shoulder length gold-orange hair. I’m always yelling.
You: M Spiky brown hair and rolled up pants. You’re a La Crosse boy, I can tell. We talked, I wish we could talk more.