To all of you single women out there-this is for you! Yea, it’s great to be in a relationship along with being “in love” but it is even better to be single. Why have someone always tagging along and telling you what to do. Do what you want to do! Valentine’s Day may sound depressing to all of you single women because it’s known as a romantic holiday but it’s not! It is actually just a commercial holiday in which it easier to sell diamonds, flowers, and candy! So if you start to get depressed on this day, here are ten tips to get you up and moving to feel better.

Number Ten: Dress in your best outfit. Those Gucci heels, black lace skirt, and that pink cashmere sweater. Remember to be classy. Classy is always the sexiest. Go to a hot spot and pick out the hottest guy out of the whole room and start flirting with him. Don’t come on too strong. (And to the ladies not known for looks, remember all guys have weaknesses. Have confidence. Confidence comes before good looks!) Soon he will be buying you some drinks, but once he asks for your phone number, turn him down! This will boost your self esteem!

Number Nine: Dress up sexy like I described in number ten and find a man lower than you. Flirt with him, but be a little bit pushier. This way he will be virtually fascinated with you and you obtained your self a free meal ticket. If all goes well pick the most expensive restaurant and have a fun night! Dump him later. This reminds me of a time I met a guy at a bar in Philadelphia the week before Valentine’s Day. He offered to take me out on Valentine’s Day. My choice! Of course I picked the Black Bull with my dinner alone being $30. I had a great time enjoying lobster and filet mignon. I haven’t talked to him since! Thanks Paul!

Number Eight: I always enjoy spending time with the people I already have relationships with like my best friends. Valentine’s Day is a great time to get all your single friends together and treat yourself to a classy restaurant, while making fun of all of the other cheesy couples there! It’s pretty sad that the boyfriend probably only takes her out on Valentine’s Day, some tacky holiday. Feel bad for her! Bon Appetit!

Number Seven: Get your lazy butt up and go to the gym! Work out your body and just think about how all those “taken” girls are out stuffing their faces while you’re working for rock hard abs! Just wait soon enough you’ll be in Playboy and your ex-boyfriend will be looking back like damn, I miss her! See it’s worth the sweat!

Number Six: Remember all those Valentine’s Day’s when you had a serious boyfriend. His idea of celebrating Valentine’s Day was getting a fake flower from 7-11 on his way to your house! Or maybe even a $2 teddy bear he got from a vending machine that you will just throw out in a couple weeks anyway. Ooh how much fun! Sign me up! Reminisce about all the cheesy gifts you have received over time from boyfriends on Valentine’s Day!

Number Five: Play the Nickelback song “Photograph” while sitting in fetal position ripping up your boyfriends pictures and crying your eyes out. A good cry is always healthy. Then treat yourself to some Ben and Jerry’s. Mmmmm Chunky Monkey!

Number Four: Collect all of your jewelry that each ex-boyfriend has bought for you. Pawn them. Then treat yourself to a little shopping. I always enjoy a new Coach purse!

Number Three: If you have a crush what a better way to make him jealous than to have flowers and candy sent to you, like you have a secret admirer. How sweet. With the enjoyment of your tacky ideas soon enough he’ll be the annoyance to your everyday! If that’s what you want?

Number Two: Dress as a sluttish secretary and go on a lot of crazy job interviews. Jobs you know you would never want or could get. See how many call back numbers you receive on your answer machine considering the fact their meaningless to you! Ha!

Number One: Rent your favorite chick flick and crawl up on the couch next to Tom Hanks in “Sleepless in Seattle” or “You’ve Got Mail.” Or if you owe Blockbuster money, just turn on Lifetime, what better channel to find chick flicks about how cruel men are. Remember its television for women. Then watch it as many times as you want, hey there’s no annoying guy around to whine.