Hillary Clinton has
been busted for running a
cock-fighting ring out of
an office she has in
Washington, D.C. this
past weekend.
Clinton is suspected to
have been running these
illegal events for over the
past year or so. She has
been hosting cock-fights
to help raise money for
her campaign. She is also
reported to have gambled
on these fights on several
occasions.
Barack Obama, her
opponent for the
Democratic nomination,
has already been quoted
as saying, “This is not
acceptable nor anything
we should overlook as a
country during this time.
It would have been much
cooler if she was fighting
pit bulls.”
This will surely have an
effect on voters and animal
lovers alike.
Supporters of Clinton are
aware that what she has
done is immoral and
inhumane; yet still stand
by her side during this
crisis in her campaign.
Animal abuse protesters
have already rallied and
convened to make their
voice heard.
Protesters held signs
and cried out that
Clinton’s actions were
animal abuse and she
should be prosecuted
for
what she has
done.
Although allegations
have
been made, it is
unclear
whether or not
she will be convicted.
“She was
doing it for her
campaign, not
for side cash. It
was completely
justifiable,”
one Clinton
supported
exclaimed.
Actor Jack
Nicholson, a
supporter of
Clinton, said at
a press conference,
“It’s a
real shame as
to what is taking
place here.
I lost a lot of
money on
those fights I
will probably
never get
back.”
In a speech
yesterday,
President George W.
Bush touched slightly on
the topic, between serious
discussion of cattle and
the Dallas Cowboys’
upcoming 2008 season.
“Now I believe Clinton is
trying to tell us something’
here,” Bush said.
“She’s saying, ‘Barack
Obama, John McCain,
Brad Pitt.I’m gonna
peck your eyes out if you
get too close to me.”
Bush also extended an
invitation to Clinton for
some BBQ and further
discussion of his interest
in hunting small game
and his thoughts on animal
cruelty.
“My ranch, lunch,
tomorrow,” Bush concluded.
“Maybe we can
hunt quail too.”
It’s not clear as to where
Bush or the GOP stand on
this issue. It is obvious
that the American people
are disturbed by the cruel
and selfish crime Clinton
has committed. Surely
the GOP will use this to
their advantage to mudsling
the Democrats. It is
uncertain whether or not
Obama will suffer from
Clinton’s actions.