Lady Gaga has always been
one to say whatever is on her
mind, whether she is wearing
her outrageous costumes (for
an example, Google” Lady
Gaga Punk Rock Geometry
Class”), yearning for both men
and women or responding to
media speculation about her
alleged extra parts.
It came as no surprise that
with the passing of President
Obama’s new healthcare plan,
she put on her poker face and
gave her two cents.
“Ra h – r a h – a h – a h – a h – a h !
Roma-roma-mamaa! Ga-gaooh-
la-la!” she responded with
slurred words and bloodshot
eyes at a local Burger King
when a reporter asked her
opinion on the healthcare
reform passed earlier this
week.
When asked to translate from
Lady Gaga speak to English,
she proceeded to tell “Mr.
Discoh Stik,” Russian Roulette
is not the same without a gun,
and baby when it’s love if it’s
not rough it isn’t fun.”
Asked to elaborate on this
support of healthcare reform,
she said, “Wish I could shut
my Playboy mouth.
How’d I turn my shirt inside
out? Inside out, right.”
When informed that her shirt
was in fact on the correct way,
she validated her support for
Obama and his reform yet
again, adding “I’m your biggest
fan and I’ll follow you until
you love me.”
Miss Gaga is reported to
have a “pre-existing condition.”
The condition would be
covered by the United States
government under this new
healthcare plan. When pressed
for details about the condition
Gaga responded, “I’m on a
mission, and it involves some
heavy touching’ yeah.”
When asked to elaborate on
this, she said she would neither
deny nor confirm the allegations
at the time, telling Stik to
“Call all you want, but there’s
no one home and you’re not
gonna reach my telephone.”
Towards the end of her interview,
Gaga was finishing up
her Whooper Jr. and polishing
off her eighth diet Coke. She
was asked if there were any
suggestions she would offer
Mr. Obama to regain his popularity
(she has had six top 10
singles in the past year; he currently
has a 31percent approval
rating. Approval has dropped
from the 50 percent rate he
held when he was sworn in).
“Boy, we’ve had a real good
time and I wish you the best on
your way,” she replied.
When asked if this meant she
felt President Obama was losing
support, she put her sunglasses
on, adjusted her leather
one-piece and said, “Just
Dance,” before spotting Amy
Winehouse and waltzing over
to discuss the finer points of
large hair and paparazzi.
Lady Gaga has spoken to
you, President Obama. And her
advice: “Just dance.”